Kristy is a dear friend of mine whom I’ve known since kindergarten. This installment is dedicated to the things she says that I’ve never heard anyone else say. For the first quote:

“Aw, I miss your smell…”

This entry is not numbered, because while most of the entries in this group are meant for comical purposes, this one is serious. Tonight I learned from Glee:

Some people will accept you for who you are, and some people won’t, but you’ll never be happy until you accept yourself.

#6

Girls just wanna have fun.

#5

All bullies are either jocks, secretly gay, or both.

#4

Slowing down a song ALWAYS makes it sound better.

#3

Leprechauns don’t exist. Santa does.

#2

Dolphins are just Gay Sharks.